At the office now, ah zhu sent me this quiz..very funny. Hope you guys enjoy!
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes. >>>>>
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month and if it doesn't
come, it means you are in big trouble. >>>>>
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is
biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is
sociology. >>>>>
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. >>>>>
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having
3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady : Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. >>>>>
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A:The boy friend's hand. >>>>>
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a
bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals
laughed.
Tarzan asked : >"Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
>>>>>